Palutena's Guidance: Dcigs and Steven Universe
Pit: I swear, I've seen this guy before.
Palutena: Oh, that must be Dcigs. He's that one guy that complains about restaurants, stores, and other things.
Pit: Oh yeah! He's so funny! I like the one where he ranted about that toy store.
Palutena: Well anyway, it looks like he wants to fight you.
Pit: Really? What's he going to do, make fun of me? This will be an easy win.
Sefus: Ha ha ha ha! You really think you can beat the shit out my homeboy, Siggas?
Pit: Hey, you're that short guy from some of his videos. Uh...Sefus right?
Sefus: Hell yeah bro!
Viridi: So what does your " homeboy" bring to this fight?
Sefus: Well, he got an airsoft gun for cappin you upside the head, he got a samurai sword for slicing yo bitch ass, and he got them quick reflexes 'cause he's a black ninja know what I'm sayin.
Pit: What about his final smash?
Sefus: Oh yeah, that? He shoots a laser out his hand. He calls it Siggas Blast.
Pit: That's doesn't sound that powerful.