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Dcigs
Pit: I swear, I've seen this guy before.
Palutena: Oh, that must be Dcigs. He's that one guy that complains about restaurants, stores, and other things.
Pit: Oh yeah! He's so funny! I like the one where he ranted about that toy store.
Palutena: Well anyway, it looks like he wants to fight you.
Pit: Really? What's he going to do, make fun of me? This will be an easy win.
Sefus: Ha ha ha ha! You really think you can beat the shit out my homeboy, Siggas?
Pit: Hey, you're that short guy from some of his videos. Uh...Sefus right?
Sefus: Hell yeah bro!
Viridi: So what does your " homeboy" bring to this fight?
Sefus: Well, he got an airsoft gun for cappin you upside the head, he got a samurai sword for slicing yo bitch ass, and he got them quick reflexes 'cause he's a black ninja know what I'm sayin.
Pit: What about his final smash?
Sefus: Oh yeah, that? He shoots a laser out his hand. He calls it Siggas Blast.
Pit: That's doesn't sound that powerful.
Sefus: I ain't finished yet. After he shoots you, I'll come in and knock yo ass out. How does that sound "armpit"?
Pit: I've heard that one before.
Viridi: Ha ha ha! That never gets old!
Steven Universe
Pit: So, who's the kid with the afro?
Palutena: Looks like you're up against Steven Universe, Pit.
Pit: Steven...Universe? Is he like a master of a universe or something.
Palutena: What? No Pit, that's just his last name. Steven is more than just a kid with an afro, he's a member of the Crystal Gems.
Pit: Crystal Gems? Is somebody going to explain this whole deal to me?
Pearl: Well, looks like somebody else is interested in our culture.
Pit: Ahh! Who are you?
Pearl: Oh sorry to scare you, my name is Pearl. I'm one of the Crystal Gems. And here are the others.
Garnet: Hello, this is Garnet.
Amethyst: Yo! Amethyst here.
Pit: That's cool, but what about the kid?
Pearl: Oh right, you want to talk about Steven. He's the son of our former leader, Rose Quartz.
Pit: Okay, and what else.
Pearl: Well, he hasn't had a lot of experience being a Gem, he's still training.
Pit: So why is he here fighting me?
Pearl: He told me that it's just a little game he was invited to. Listen, we're in the middle of having tea with your goddess, so just go easy on Steven.
Pit: Okay, fine.
Toad: Lets go and play some mario kart YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Bowser: Fabilous!
Peach: AHHHHHHHHH, THE MEATLOAF!!!
Mc Shy Guy: Toast.
Luigi: hai ladies, hes maiom and hes always hate *mario shot a bullet in luigi's face* me...
SMG3: Looks like the toast couldn't take the heat.