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Palutena's Guidance: Dcigs and Steven Universe

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Dcigs

Pit: I swear, I've seen this guy before. 

Palutena: Oh, that must be Dcigs. He's that one guy that complains about restaurants, stores, and other things.

Pit: Oh yeah! He's so funny! I like the one where he ranted about that toy store. 

Palutena: Well anyway, it looks like he wants to fight you.

Pit: Really? What's he going to do, make fun of me? This will be an easy win.

Sefus: Ha ha ha ha! You really think you can beat the shit out my homeboy, Siggas?

Pit: Hey, you're that short guy from some of his videos. Uh...Sefus right?

Sefus: Hell yeah bro!

Viridi: So what does your " homeboy" bring to this fight?

Sefus: Well, he got an airsoft gun for cappin you upside the head, he got a samurai sword for slicing yo bitch ass, and he got them quick reflexes 'cause he's a black ninja know what I'm sayin.

Pit: What about his final smash?

Sefus: Oh yeah, that? He shoots a laser out his hand. He calls it Siggas Blast.

Pit: That's doesn't sound that powerful.

Sefus: I ain't finished yet. After he shoots you, I'll come in and knock yo ass out. How does that sound "armpit"?

Pit: I've heard that one before.

Viridi: Ha ha ha! That never gets old!

Steven Universe

Pit: So, who's the kid with the afro?

Palutena: Looks like you're up against Steven Universe, Pit.

Pit: Steven...Universe? Is he like a master of a universe or something.

Palutena: What? No Pit, that's just his last name. Steven is more than just a kid with an afro, he's a member of the Crystal Gems.

Pit: Crystal Gems? Is somebody going to explain this whole deal to me?

Pearl: Well, looks like somebody else is interested in our culture.

Pit: Ahh! Who are you?

Pearl: Oh sorry to scare you, my name is Pearl. I'm one of the Crystal Gems. And here are the others.

Garnet: Hello, this is Garnet.

Amethyst: Yo! Amethyst here.

Pit: That's cool, but what about the kid?

Pearl: Oh right, you want to talk about Steven. He's the son of our former leader, Rose Quartz.

Pit: Okay, and what else.

Pearl: Well, he hasn't had a lot of experience being a Gem, he's still training.

Pit: So why is he here fighting me?

Pearl: He told me that it's just a little game he was invited to. Listen, we're in the middle of having tea with your goddess, so just go easy on Steven.

Pit: Okay, fine.


Yeah, I know these are weird ideas for characters, but honestly, SMG4 Mario was weirder than both of these. Anyway, enjoy!
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Mario: *in naked* hai laides, ... SHOW ME UR BOOB!
Toad: Lets go and play some mario kart YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Bowser: Fabilous!
Peach: AHHHHHHHHH, THE MEATLOAF!!!
Mc Shy Guy: Toast.
Luigi: hai ladies, hes maiom and hes always hate *mario shot a bullet in luigi's face* me...
SMG3: Looks like the toast couldn't take the heat.